Friday, July 20

Girls outshine boys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thaaaats rrrrriighhtt! Lay-dees and Genital-men, the much awaited nerve racking, nail biting and dandruff inhibiting results of 'bloodyimportantexam' are out and once again the XX chromosomes have come out trumps in the battle of the sexes which the helpless boys weren't aware had begun. Banners in almost every one penny, two penny newspaper read 'Girls outshine Boys!' some even had sub-titles which read 'this is really good for boys' self esteem' or 'serves you beasts right, ha!'. Technically speaking, they are spot on. Being the fairer sex, girls have the natural advantage of reflecting white light off their skin better than boys. Therefore no objection to the act of "outshining" that girls have managed to perform. The "outshined" boys, especially those who aspired to enter the field of journalism, have now learned their lessons and have come to understand that true gender equality lies in coming up with headlines that demean their own kind and create a gender war. hmph..kids these days, I tell you..so naive!

9 comments:

Vivek said...

Exquisite. Bang on the target and not a scratch on anyone...

Maya said...

Short,humourous and fun!!!Nice observation,btw...Why don't you guys care to learn anything from us...I don't mean you need to reflect light off yourself...;-)

Phani said...

@Viv

Thanks. One has to hand it to the media who always "shines" them and "shuns" us ;)

@Maya

Of late, I'm having second thoughts about fairness creams.

Kavita said...

Thank you for allowing your ego to accept the truth. Concise and to the point. Good job. I'm proud to belong to the fairer sex!!!

The Devil's Paradise....... said...

it is short and funny.....
perfect ingridients for a good post...
and abt the girls....
its just tht they work far harder then any single guy..... and ya they use use fair and lovely...
hence the shine......

THE PENDRIVE said...

true i give that to you ...girls are always more smarter than women ...thats why u see a lot of women entrepreneurs leaping forward than so many men !!! women are said to be better planners than men !!

aditya said...

very nice! A fine example of judicious use of words to make a point.
Maybe there should be some "reporting light" shed on the admit percentage in IITs. Ha, then again would anyone care to read?

The Devil's Paradise....... said...

trinngggggg!!!!!new post

. long time no post?.....

Tints-N-Shades said...

well, you have the opinion and you have the weapon.

This post rokd!