Girls outshine boys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thaaaats rrrrriighhtt! Lay-dees and Genital-men, the much awaited nerve racking, nail biting and dandruff inhibiting results of 'bloodyimportantexam' are out and once again the XX chromosomes have come out trumps in the battle of the sexes which the helpless boys weren't aware had begun. Banners in almost every one penny, two penny newspaper read 'Girls outshine Boys!' some even had sub-titles which read 'this is really good for boys' self esteem' or 'serves you beasts right, ha!'. Technically speaking, they are spot on. Being the fairer sex, girls have the natural advantage of reflecting white light off their skin better than boys. Therefore no objection to the act of "outshining" that girls have managed to perform. The "outshined" boys, especially those who aspired to enter the field of journalism, have now learned their lessons and have come to understand that true gender equality lies in coming up with headlines that demean their own kind and create a gender war. hmph..kids these days, I tell you..so naive!